I was in a lingerie shop, trying on bras. I was chatting with the shop assistant, trying to explain that no, indeed, going one size larger on the strap and a size smaller on the cup didn’t make the bras “the same size.”
But hey, what do you expect for $10 an hour plus commission?
I was pulling my shirt over my head when I felt a most excruciating *crunch* in my right shoulder.
Apparently I let out a very impressive shriek.
I knelt on the floor for a minute, realising that my shoulder had subluxed out (hazards of an old traumatic dislocation and not lifting weights much lately-lazy girl).
And all I could think was, how do I ask the shop assistant to come in and help me relocate my shoulder?
Red Rabbit's Life 
ouch! again? didn’t this happen a few years ago, also in a shop while trying on clothes?
What did you do in the end?
By: RN2B on 2009 September 12
at 4:36
Yes, same thing again. Jim was there, and rushed in. As I was explaining to him what to do, I moved it enough that it clunked back on its own.
By: redrabbitslife on 2009 September 13
at 10:38
Good thing he was there 🙂
By: RN2B on 2009 September 13
at 5:29
You mean you didn’t have a homeopathic pain reliever handy?
By: Skepdude on 2009 September 14
at 1:19
Homeopathy for a dislocated shoulder. 😛 Now that WOULD be entertaining.
By: redrabbitslife on 2009 September 14
at 3:23