I was in a lingerie shop, trying on bras. I was chatting with the shop assistant, trying to explain that no, indeed, going one size larger on the strap and a size smaller on the cup didn’t make the bras “the same size.”
But hey, what do you expect for $10 an hour plus commission?
I was pulling my shirt over my head when I felt a most excruciating *crunch* in my right shoulder.
Apparently I let out a very impressive shriek.
I knelt on the floor for a minute, realising that my shoulder had subluxed out (hazards of an old traumatic dislocation and not lifting weights much lately-lazy girl).
And all I could think was, how do I ask the shop assistant to come in and help me relocate my shoulder?