Posted by: sayamika, the killer bunny | 2008 June 10

Oxfam must have better things to do

Gee, thanks for the recognition. But I’m not currently conducting any interesting projects and you  know, I don’t have any charity ideas at the mo…

Who falls for this crap anyhow?

OXFAM GB – UK
274, Banbury Road,
Oxford
OX2 7DZ

Dear Recipient,

This is to notify you that you have been chosen by the Board of Trustees of the Oxfam GB (NGO UK) as one of the Final Recipients of a Cash Grant/Donation for Economic Growth and a Poverty Alleviation Scheme Through your email. Oxfam GB (U.K.) a Multi-Million Pounds NGO group was established with the Objective of Human Growth, Educational and Community Development.

In line with the 61st anniversary program, Oxfam GB (U.K.) in conjunction with the European Council is giving out Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand Pounds Sterling as specific Donations/Grants to 10 lucky International recipients worldwide in different Categories for Business and Social Development. These funds are freely given to you for your Business and Educational Development, Charitable work and your Community Development at large.

Your Email was selected Based on an internet random Selection Exercise, you are therefore confirmed as one of The lucky recipients and entitled to £850,000 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND BRITISH POUNDS STERLING ) as charity donations/aid from the Oxfam GB (UK).Further information on requisites associated with the Processing and Insurance of your £850,000 entitlement alongside the provision of your qualification documentations will be disclosed to you by the National Secretary Oxfam GB (UK), Dr. Thomas Brainsbree.

Endeavour to quote your Qualification Number (OG/N231/E101/BDB) as the subject of your correspondence with him to facilitate your Grant disbursement process.

Dr. Thomas Brainsbree
National Secretary Oxfam GB (UK)
TEL: +44(0)704-570 7881
Email:
tbrainsbree@jmail.co.za

Claims Requirements:
1. Name in Full:
2. Address:
3. Nationality:
4. Date of Birth:
5. Sex:
6. Occupation:
7. Phone/Fax:
8. Present Country:
9. Qualification Number:
10.Brief Description of Proposal: We want to know how you wish to put this Cash/Grant into either your present business or intending business opportunity or other humanitarian services proposal to better your life, family and community at large:………………………………………………………………..

Please note that these Donations/Grants are administered by a United Kingdom Bank and therefore subject to United Kingdom Banking Laws. You are by all means advised, to keep this information confidential until you have collected your grant. This is a security measure to avoid double and unqualified claim.

On behalf of the Board, kindly accept our warmest Congratulations!

Yours faithfully,
Sir. Graham Mackay
Programme Manager.

 

Hahahahah…..

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Responses

  1. Good grief!


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