Posted by: sayamika, the killer bunny | 2007 January 29

Multiple choice

1. The banging you hear is:

a. Your upstairs neighbour and her pet hippos practicing pirouettes.

b. The parents in their SUVs playing bumper cars whilst awaiting their offspring at the THREE POSH SCHOOLS that are all within 300m of this house.

c. The concierge and a couple of movers gutting the apartment of the guy who died a couple of weeks ago (RIP).

d. Ice jam on the river (nah, we’re 3km from the river).

2. The first day off in AGES results in:

a. Your car’s transmission doing THAT THING again.

b. Neck spasm (hey, you can’t drive anyhow due to the muscle relaxants). Oww…

c. A cough without the cold. Sounds like a pet seal.

d. All of the above.

3. Things needed to study for:

a. Canadian licensing exams.

b. Oncology clinics.

c. Residency interviews.

d. Bank manager meetings.

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