Rash on the right calf.
Me: How long have you had it?
Him: About a month.
Me: Anything change in that time?
Him: Not that I can think of.
Me (bending down to take a peek): Looks itchy. Is it anywhere else?
Him: No. Weird, eh?
Me: Nice tattoo. How long you have it?
Him (admiring his tattoo, an awesome goldfish): Thanks. About a month.
Me: Hm. Looks like you’re allergic to orange tattoo ink. That’s gonna suck.