My county got its first case of swine flu.

The public health unit panicked and sent “Outbreak Kits” with gowns, hand sanitiser, and blue masks to all the doctors’ offices.

People forget sometimes that “pandemic” doesn’t mean “killer bug,” it means “worldwide distribution.”

Yes, we’re heading for a pandemic.

It’s the same freaking disease everyone refuses to get their shots for every year, only this time you don’t get to choose because there isn’t a vaccine. I’m allowed to get upset, I get my flu shot every year.

If you don’t, why get up in arms now?